For the Fan in the Cheap Seats

Garbage Time Sports is for the fan who holds strong opinions from the cheap seats and demands more than the same tired headlines recycled every morning. We love sports just as much as you do. Probably a little too much for our own good.

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Data First

We do the deep dives into statistical rabbit holes and historical oddities that make sports truly weird and wonderful.

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No Filler

No more Top 10 Power Rankings slideshows or debate shows where everyone just yells louder. We're a well-researched distraction for your lunch break.

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Sharp Analysis

We'll keep you informed on the current sports climate, giving you the sharp analysis you need to sound like a genius at the water cooler.

The Mission

Garbage Time Sports is for the "average joe" — assuming that joe has a day job but still secretly believes they could manage their team's payroll better than the actual front office.

Our mission is twofold. First, we'll keep you informed on the current sports climate, giving you the sharp analysis you need to sound like a genius at the water cooler. But we don't stop there. We also do the deep dives into the statistical rabbit holes and historical oddities that make sports truly weird and wonderful — the kind of stuff other outlets won't touch.

"Who wants to read something they've already seen debated into dust 100 times before?"

We believe you deserve a better alternative to another slideshow of "Top 10 Power Rankings" or a debate show where everyone just yells louder. So, join us on this journey of redefining sports blogs — or at least providing a well-researched distraction during your lunch break.

What We're Publishing

Our coverage spans college football, the NBA, golf, hockey, and wherever a good story lives. We've published feature reporting from Boulder, Colorado on NIL's reshaping of rosters. We've modeled 10 years of NCAA tournament data to show why Cinderella stories are disappearing. We've traced how Whitey Bulger's mob laundered money through Jai Alai.

We also build original data visualizations — interactive infographics that go beyond the standard stat box. Our HenMo model has correctly called the last six national champions. We've compared Scottie Scheffler's betting odds against the S&P 500. We're not just talking about sports; we're quantifying them.